Pimps Up, Ho’s Down

“Pimps stay up, Ho’s stay down”

That was the final verdict given by ISKCON Grandmaster Mack Daddy Sivarama Swami in his recent foray into professin his straightup playa status.

When asked about this turn of events, Sivarama Mack Daddy declined to comment to Hare Krishna News. Luckily though one of his bitches condoned to speak with us, anonymously. When asked why she wanted to remain anonymous she said “Because I aint no fool. But you can call me Miss Pretty, thaz cuz Daddy he’s always saying how pretty I is, and how he wouldn’t want to have to cut a bitch if she aint be earnin her keep.”

Prabhupada Is Always Right

Gurus brainstorming at Prabhupada conference

Is Prabhupada always right? That was the big question on the minds of some of ISKCON’s top leaders at a recent conference in Hungary. Your editor at Hare Krishna News was lucky enough to be able to get an interview with one of the participants, His Holiness Dhumbhamrita Swami Maharaja.

Hare Krishna News: Hare Krishna Maharaja, please accept my humble obeisances, all glories to Srila Prabhupada.

Dhumbhamrita: Hare Krishna, and thank you for providing a forum to allow the word to get out about the important discussions and resolutions on the very important and timely topic we all came to an agreement on. All glories to Srila Prabhupada.

Hare Krishna News: Maharaja, could you tell our readers in a nutshell what the conference was all about.