Theal Mytee at her meeting with Swami Tripurari and his aides
People’s Correspondent for the Hare Krishna News, Theal Mytee, has filed the following report from the Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications, where she has been preparing a report for the Cacophony Society on Project Mayhem. Luckily for us she had time in her busy schedule to warn us about the dangers of the newly discovered H1N1 swine flu.
Previously it was thought to only cause ordinary but severe swine symptoms, now it appears to have an unexpected secondary effect which has raised great alarm within the psycho-logical community. Apparently, for some people with the proper genetic disposition (susceptible to the PRab, HUp, aDA, blockers) HIN1 can cause an advanced case of senility — even amongst relatively young people.
Earlier in the year whilst preparing for her volunteer work as a guide at the regionals for the National Snipe Hunters annual Tour de Farce, for inner city youth in the Perennial Mountains, Ms. Mytee had overheard a rumor concerning the Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Dinosaurs, Lord High Admiral of The Hare Club for Men, and Grand Exalted Periwinkle of the Mystic Order of Whelks and Ammonites — His Most Revered Highness Sripadinski Swami Tripurari Maharaja. It was feared by some that the great man himself was exhibiting signs of senility.
Fearing the worst, Theal contacted the Swami at his mountain lair in Northern California. What follows is a word for word transcript of their conversation (with a few interjections from the Swami’s aides) wherein Theal Mytee tries to determine the extent or progression of the deterioration of the Grand Poobah’s mental health. Read the rest of this entry
