Noah where to hide

Don't worry folks, Detective Das is on the case

Hare Krishna detective and tin foil hat salesman Narahari Das has set out to warn the Hare Krishna community worldwide about an evil plot by the New World Order/Illuminati/Teh Dirty Jews©. Apparently Mr. Das has found out that not only are they trying to create a one world government to enslave us all, the reason is so that they can force everyone in the world to follow a set of Biblical laws known as the Noahide Laws.

See Mr. Narahari Das’ warnings and fears:

Will Noahide Law be Implemented?

JBD (Jewish Body Devotee) Protocols

Pushback on ‘JBD’ Editorial Policy

How do we know Mr. Das is correct in his fears?

Cow Fetish Conspiracy Revealed!

A couple of possibly underage drunk young ladies

Members of he H.K.C.L.A (Hare Krishna Cow Love Association) have inundated the office of the editors of Hare Krishna News over the recent revelations of the outrageous exploitation of underage cows, usually by getting them drunk, and then having them “flash” their teats for the prurient interests of older Hare Krishna celibate “holy men.” Here is one such letter (NSFW)